One way American citizens can show that they can show that they have more economic power than illegal aliens would be to postpone their weekend shopping -- even filling their tanks with overpriced gas -- until Monday, May 1, the day of the protest by illegal Mexican immigrants, and buy their groceries, clothing, fuel and other needs only at stores operated or even owned by Americans or immigrants who are legitimately earning their citizenship.
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Isn't it a shame that more people probably vote for singers on "American Idol" or "Nashville Star" than go to the polls to vote for lawmakers who definitely have a greater impact on their futures?
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A new ad promoting a possible million dollar prize for someone who sends money via Western Union has inspired me to urge distant friends and acquaintances to wire some money to a needy writer -- ahem, guess who? -- and potentially become a millionaire for their generosity.
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Attention, gossip mongers: Say what you want about those loonies Paris Hilton, Michael Jackson and Tom Cruise, but leave my favorite beauty, the "pillow-lipped" actress-humanitarian Angelina Joli, alone! So there!
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What better author for a book dealing with the new "sex for votes" scandal in Washington than someone named A.M. Cox?
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P.S. See, Cousin Linda, I haven't totally lost my sense of humor!
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We haven't laughed together in a while. Hope that changes in the near future. I love your sense of humor. It always brings a light to a sometimes dismal day. Keep laughing, it is after all the best medicine.
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